On the Devils dime

so anyways.. being as cool as i am.. thats right.. you're all just jealous.. anyways.. i was on the computer.. as i am at this very moment writing this.. and Dougie Fresh(my bro) walks in the room this is how it goes...
Dougie Fresh-"Oh, I came here to grab something, but i forgot what it was.."
Mandatron-"how about your nuts?"
Dougie Fresh-"huh, what do you mean?"
Mandatron-*WO-BAM!!*
Dougie Fresh-"I shoulda seen that one coming!! oooohhh.."
and then Dougie Fresh is in the fetal position on the ground rollin in pain.. bwahahahaha..

borrowing from Peter to rape Paul

poor Peter.. always bein used like that...
whos Peter? yea you can find out for yourselves.. or not.. cuz ur most likely not cool enough to know these intriguing people. anyways... VOTE FOR PEDRO.. you fools!! Dangit.. ur not gunna listen to me now are you? well whatever.. you can go crawl into a ditch for all i care.. cuz ice cream is awesome.. and canoes will rule all! OMG you are all raunchy showers!!!! they thought she was cool, untill they realized that she was lame. Hey.. are you busy at 3:00am? I'm Rick James.. WHOLY DANA!.. yea thats right. did we go to different schools together or something? No i dont work for Enjoi... not s.... yea we got that shot.. it was perfect air and stuff.. oh dang.. outa film.. sorry dudes. GOT MILK??
<3cheers

Holding hands with Lucifer

just to let you all know.. im old enuf to pee!!!.. yay me!! haha.. hey.. NO SMACK TALK!! specially about me! haha. umm well its a find and dandy wednesday night.. and im pretty hyped up on pop and ice cream.. oh and pop corn.. haha yea.. thats it.. so far so good.. the count down begins soon.. to my 18th birthday you douchebags.. haha.. yea im pretty stoked.. i'll be old enuf to buy.. well you know.. haha im not an idiot to be putting that kind of stuff on here. haha.. unless... umm no.. no way.. maybe later.. if ur lucky.. ok there i go again.. umm yea.. well Richeous is makin great progress these days... hes fricken huge.. and i know he still loves Sandranator.. but not as much as he loves me though.. haha but yea..
cheers<3