A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road on a motorcycle.
Girl: Slow down. Im scared
Guy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not. Please its too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself Its bugging me

In the paper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure.2 people were on it but only 1 survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that his brakes broke but he didn't want to let the girl know.Instead he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.

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Thats what I'm talking about ßitch Nuts.. wholy shit!

Don't let anyone Þee in your Cornflakes

You're a 'Window Licking' Hºrse

sad but true..

as most of you know... my dog Richeous... has been killed. So it's a very unfortunate time for me, and for him. He was only still a puppy, not even a year old yet. Sure he was hyper, but that is what i loved about him best. I still have battle scars that are from him, that I will always remember. But what is most important is that I will always remember and be grateful for what Richeous and I had, and all the places I took him. But i will miss the times that we won't be able to spend together anymore.

Richeous... R.I.P.
November 4, 2006 - Tuesday June 5, 2007

they are you to get you

scooters are out to kill all.. why? well why dont you just ask whoever smelt it. that will get you that much further behind. true story. its kinda harsh the way that people choose polkadots over stripes... but soon they will be attacked by the evil striped monster... because stripes are the way to go. no actually im just kidding.. kinda.. its not stripes.. its your face! OH BURN.. haha yea thats right.. you sticky butt poophead.. daaaaaang.. you and your fricken science. you know whats cool? well actually i will tell you whats not cool... pretty much the chick that everyone in clinton hates.. minus a few guys... but thats only for one reason... which is too disgusting to put on here... i think they are too busy looking at her shoes to figure out whats really goin on in the upper section of her. now im not a mean person.. this is me being nice to someone who called me a mutt. so then whats my mix? are you too young or to scared to actually come up with something that will actually affect me? probabaly not.. but the way you look kinda grosses me out... so thats one thing.. i could go on and on about this chick.... but im wasting my time just typing about her... lint licker!!

think of the dinosaurs

sooo.. stripes. i like stripes. stripes are awesome. do you know what else is awesome? stripes.. i bet you never woulda guessed that eh. did i mention anything about stripes yet? great! cuz stripes are intense. i love stripes. do u love stripes? actually i figured it out for you.. and it turns out that you do love stripes. but not as much as i love stripes.. cuz that would be just wrong. so anyways back to stripes... OMG look a giraffe... SWEET!!!

Gee willikers

Wholy Batman... Batman.

Jiminy jillikers Batman

Gee willikers Robin

Time to get crazy and bust our sweet dance moves Batman... dang Robin you got skills.

*you're fricken dumb*

**WHAT!**

*uhhmm.. I like your sweater..*

your face is _____________.

you and your science... ¼ ½ ¾

*Durka Durka... DURKA DURKA!!.. DURKA DURKA!!*
**ohhhh... Durka durka**

To the Batmobile Batman
Dun na na na na na

na na na na na na

na na na na

Batman...

Batman!

remember when....

I Remember When Gettin High Meant Swinging At The Playground.
When The Worst Thing You Could Get From Boys Was Cooties.
Mom Was Your Hero && Dad Was The Only Boy In Your Life.
The Only Drug You Knew Of Was Cough Medicine.
Wearing Skirts Didn't Mean You Were A Slut.
The Only Thing That Hurt Was Skinned Knees.
The Only Things That Could Be Broken Were Toys.
Life Was So Simple && Carefree.
But What I Remember The Most Is Wanting To Grow Up.

electric shiny tainted black words mindfreak cowboys land '89

they thought she was cool until they found out she was lame

i like my big ego
and people with egos to match
cause i rock.

~my egg just fell on the floor~

*so eat it anyways*

~i did~

*think of the logic*

~but i dont like logic~

*then think of the dinosaurs*

computers?

tv makes your children stupid

she's a woman you know what i mean

of course you do .. i mean seriously who else eats ice cream that has bones? well i'll tell you one thing it's definitely not paper. You see thats the wrong way.. hey my dads a rolling stone.. really cuz thats sweet that you have a horse and call him glue.. i wish i had a shark.. i would call him fluffy. yea thats right pink is out and farting is the best relief you can think of. no one knows what they were up to in there, neon lights under a car.. that means HELLLOOOO orange juice. i think its reasonable.. the way that the snow melts the skin and the sun keeps us cold.

here's my passion.. gotta love it <3

1969 Dodge Charger RT ^^

lifted GMC^^

Ford vs Dodge

daaaaaaaaaang...

she talks 3rd person.. acts in real person

she has a problem.. I solve it by eliminating the one in the way
your in her way.. I wont go around
your talk smack about her.. I will smack you
she smiles.. cuz you look funny
she acts weird.. cuz thats how I am
she falls.. I will take you down too

R.I.P... and happy birthday

it's been just over 2 weeks since you have left us.. you left in such a horrible way.. you just finished your last semester of school too. i will always love you no matter what.. we grew up together.. cried together and went through the hard times to.. this is for you Jasmin.. you will always be with me.. even when you're not....

Happy Birthday...

i will miss your smile,

your random ways,

it may take a while

to pass the days.

its hard to believe

that you're gone,

you had to leave

now it's done.

just wanted to say

what i mean to

Jasmin, Happy Birthday

i'll always love you.

its hard to think

that you're not here

my heart will sink

when it's, jasmin, i hear

this all leaves me saying...

i will miss your smile,

your random ways,

it may take a while

to pass the days

...R.I.P. Jasmin... and Happy what would of been 18th Birthday.

A bird in the what?

try this!

DIRECTIONS: SAY THE COLOURS.. NOT THE WORDS..

GREEN YELLOW BLUE ORANGE WHITE RED

GREEN BLUE ORANGE YELLOW WHITE GREEN

RED BLUE WHITE GREEN ORANGE YELLOW

ORANGE BLUE GREEN RED WHITE YELLOW

RED BLUE YELLOW ORANGE RED WHITE

it can't be brought back

your too late. now your lost in a world that doesnt give a shit. its too late to cry, too late for anyone to notice anythings changed.. the world doesnt only evolve around one person.. that one person found that out the hard way.. they also had ended up losing against the world, in the world that takes lives and forces everyone to forget about the ones it takes. Sh*t happens... but it's just another day in this world.. another day that everyone forgets about and could care less for. The past is gone.. it can't be brought back.. and it's not anyones problem anymore... except for the one who trys to bring that day back to the present.

what the H-E-double hockey sticks...

[Got A Problem With Me?]
[biatch, Solve It.]
[Think Im Trippin.]
[Tie My facken' Shoes.]
[Cant Stand Me?]
[Sit The frack Down.]
[Cant Face Me?]
[Turn the frick Around]
[Speechless? ]
[Good, Shut the funk Up.]

On the Devils dime

so anyways.. being as cool as i am.. thats right.. you're all just jealous.. anyways.. i was on the computer.. as i am at this very moment writing this.. and Dougie Fresh(my bro) walks in the room this is how it goes...
Dougie Fresh-"Oh, I came here to grab something, but i forgot what it was.."
Mandatron-"how about your nuts?"
Dougie Fresh-"huh, what do you mean?"
Mandatron-*WO-BAM!!*
Dougie Fresh-"I shoulda seen that one coming!! oooohhh.."
and then Dougie Fresh is in the fetal position on the ground rollin in pain.. bwahahahaha..

borrowing from Peter to rape Paul

poor Peter.. always bein used like that...
whos Peter? yea you can find out for yourselves.. or not.. cuz ur most likely not cool enough to know these intriguing people. anyways... VOTE FOR PEDRO.. you fools!! Dangit.. ur not gunna listen to me now are you? well whatever.. you can go crawl into a ditch for all i care.. cuz ice cream is awesome.. and canoes will rule all! OMG you are all raunchy showers!!!! they thought she was cool, untill they realized that she was lame. Hey.. are you busy at 3:00am? I'm Rick James.. WHOLY DANA!.. yea thats right. did we go to different schools together or something? No i dont work for Enjoi... not s.... yea we got that shot.. it was perfect air and stuff.. oh dang.. outa film.. sorry dudes. GOT MILK??
<3cheers

Holding hands with Lucifer

just to let you all know.. im old enuf to pee!!!.. yay me!! haha.. hey.. NO SMACK TALK!! specially about me! haha. umm well its a find and dandy wednesday night.. and im pretty hyped up on pop and ice cream.. oh and pop corn.. haha yea.. thats it.. so far so good.. the count down begins soon.. to my 18th birthday you douchebags.. haha.. yea im pretty stoked.. i'll be old enuf to buy.. well you know.. haha im not an idiot to be putting that kind of stuff on here. haha.. unless... umm no.. no way.. maybe later.. if ur lucky.. ok there i go again.. umm yea.. well Richeous is makin great progress these days... hes fricken huge.. and i know he still loves Sandranator.. but not as much as he loves me though.. haha but yea..
cheers<3

555 to the 666

HEY HEY HEY
so basically my brother and i went boardin today at sun peaks!! haha yea dude.. it was a free day for the kamloops people! there was sooo much powder!! it was awesome dude. my legs are pretty hurten though.. there were tons of jumps everywhere.. it was intensely awesome!! and it wasnt even busy today.. the parking lots were barley full at all.. the lifts.. haha thats funny.. there was like no one standin in line.. and then theres a new chairlift just put in this summer.. it comes off of 5 mile... and goes just above the Sunburst chairlift.. haha its pretty sweet!! so pretty much.. it was DEFF worth it to go snowboaridng today!! tons of fresh powder and what not.. and plus i saw TONS of my old friends from Brock.. it was an awesome day.
cheers <3

me and my lil bro with the boardin set up we made at our house.
Jaz, Shalyn and myself.. AKA THE CHEERLEADERS for the guys rep team!! ahah we ROCK!

Do I sense some jealousy goin on???

I have the MOST cutest puppy ever!!!!! hes soo tiny. and yes his name is RICHEOUS!!! actually hes not really my dog anymore.. hes more like sandras... but he loves me more than he loves her.... haha.. thats right sandra Richeous doesnt lie. haha.. oh and there are some new nicknames goin around... haha Sandra is Sandranator, Bobbi is Bobosa and I am Mandratron.. haha its pretty sweet. yea dude.. your all just jealous...

Heres a question.... Which came first.. the chicken... or the egg??

Give up?

So here's the thing.. the answer is not the chicken or the egg.. therefore it's the pickle... that's right.. pickle.. POWER TO THE PICKLES!!